cKaMz's 10 ways to self confidence

1. Am always the best.
and when u fail its not your fault it has to be somebody's fault because they screwed it up for u.



2. Always think pretty.
When it is in yr head u already win half the game ma right?? well unless u really don't look pretty like.. when u r in the catergory of beyond saving.. thats.. not my fault.. blame someone else.. (refer to 1).


3. Befriend everybody but do not just be everybody's friend.
I'm not lansi kay but its true.. I'm very atasan wan ok not fren w every mary jack jane peter wat wat so on.. if u just walk into the bar/pub/club and ooohh harlo harlo! oh kissy for u! oh who u ah? i also wan fren u! wah u also my fren my fren! Gone la like so desperate only... Be friendly not desperate lor ok.. like some ppl i know.. so friendly w the grocery shop woman i thought her wat fren then she say met in the club.. omg so random..




4. Be mysterious
Thats when people want to know more about you and when u have your own secrets.. its more intriguing.. Or like me la when ppl think i'm so innocent.. oh why i just let them believe.. but then inside i'm like hahahahah this person dunno me yet judging me.. just wait and let me surprise u..




5. Am not fat
I'm cute lor ok.. those extra thing u see around me is just a fragment of your imagination. Beauty is skin deep.. but just incase u need some fat transplant I think I can spare some la so tell me ok? hahhahahaa!



6. I can cook just not for you.
I CAN seriously! wait let me practice a few more times so that u can praise me at the first try without actually pretending that you like it.. wait just wait.. u slowly wait for the day to come..

oh my loves! *mushrooms!*

nasi goreng my version..

7. Guy issues
Nothing wrong w me la ok i got no boyfriend.. i'm pretty i'm funny i'm crazy i'm nice i'm sweet i'm (insert all good things possible for a person). Its not my fault that the cute/hot/to die for guys are blind. And is not my fault that some guys get that "look" from me. Hello u know where u stand don't ask me why that u and me r single and its a good idea we get together. Don't ask me why u won't be able to handle the truth that if u r the last guy around I wouldn't even say yes.


8. I'm a genius!
Think smart then You will be confident enough to at least achieve some things! also thanks to genes thank u mummy daddy for my brilliant brains. HAHAHAHA. This is how la i convince myself that i'm smart. Please do not look at my result sheet. Its not that bad la just not as good as the way i claim. HAHA.


9. Everyone loves me.
Come on u do right?? tell me la u love me i know u do but sometimes i also like to be reminded wan u knoe.. if u don't love me please don't tell me i probably already know because i would probably hate u.


10. Be natural
I'm me la ok? don't like then its your problem. But then again if u don't like me then u must have not know me very well yet cause i know i am so lovable! hahahaha!! (refer to 9)

I'm patriotic kay..

This is all a fragment of my magnificent imagination any pain or trouble caused is your fault for following please do not ask me unless u would like to praise me for my briliancy.

haha.