hello, my name is..

Hello everyone.

My name is Chan Kam Zing.


I will be turning 21 in november which i tell people when they ask and then reminded them i'm still 20 but i will be 21.

So right now i'm in europe where i think people who actually knows my surname is chan and not zing are a rare few.


I'm sorry which is your name and your surname? oh like this.. erm ok..

And since I came here people don't send mails to me by Chan Kam Zing.

Oh no that doesn't happen anymore. Now i'm Kam Zing Chan.

stupid

I HATE IT.

HEI U DUN HEAR ME ASKING U THAT RIGHT? ASIA SO BIG LEARN IT U IGNORANT PEOPLE.

Do u hear me calling u the other way round? like hello mr. beckam david. sorry here in asia we call ppl by the surname first. oh hello jolie angelina. oh timberlake justin. ppfftttt.

of course i din say that because they dun understand me. haha.

And also I took the liberty of dropping of names so you don't hv to call me kam zing cause i'm sure they will be like wat wat sorry wat is your name??

So i say u can call me kam.

KAM.
K-A-M. Spells Kam.

HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS KAM. its a K and an A and an M.

in phonetics u write it as k/a:/m

thanks elaine i know u love me too much

but hor apparently kam also is too hard for some people to remember.

actually not only here even in Malaysia its the same.

they like to call me kim. ah kim ah. eh hello i told u my name is kam u call me kim for wat?

kimball is it now?

how bout kimchi?

got one very nice.. she is hokkien ma so should call her kim la.

ah soh i'm am up down left right inside out back front 100% cantonese mui.

And it is such a coincidence that the ancestors of BOTH my parents even come from the same kampung in chinaland.

I'm a nam hoi mui.

chinaland is my origin.. i wanted to find for the nam hoi logo but obviously i could not find it because those old people r too low tech for internet.. their latest invention was still probably the television and telephone.. ok and handphone..

nah i'm from malaysia where we always try to outdo ourselves. I'm malaysian.

so no i'm not hokkien and my name is kam.

then when i'm here there are those who took to calling me kan.

KAN KAN KAN KANINIA i don't rape people ok stop calling me that.

see no rape

KAN u then u know.

or like talking malay.. kan aku cakap macam tu.. kan kan??

damn annoying lor.. its so easy ma.. already can say oh it sounds like come! or.. cum!

then....?

shang days..

then there r those people after knowing me for years they still have the guts to call me..

CAM~~ how r u???

eh.. first day i know u is it? msn also so big there cKaMz u dunno how to read? tulan only..

i think u call me kambing or ask me to, "kam zing, come sing!" also i dun feel so wat.

lalala i'm a pro at singing k..

hmph.

so ya anyway my name is kam. please remember that.

No don't ask I'm not getting an english name if kam u cannot remember then u have a problem wat more wanna get some funky english name.

cKaMz's 10 ways to self confidence

1. Am always the best.
and when u fail its not your fault it has to be somebody's fault because they screwed it up for u.



2. Always think pretty.
When it is in yr head u already win half the game ma right?? well unless u really don't look pretty like.. when u r in the catergory of beyond saving.. thats.. not my fault.. blame someone else.. (refer to 1).


3. Befriend everybody but do not just be everybody's friend.
I'm not lansi kay but its true.. I'm very atasan wan ok not fren w every mary jack jane peter wat wat so on.. if u just walk into the bar/pub/club and ooohh harlo harlo! oh kissy for u! oh who u ah? i also wan fren u! wah u also my fren my fren! Gone la like so desperate only... Be friendly not desperate lor ok.. like some ppl i know.. so friendly w the grocery shop woman i thought her wat fren then she say met in the club.. omg so random..




4. Be mysterious
Thats when people want to know more about you and when u have your own secrets.. its more intriguing.. Or like me la when ppl think i'm so innocent.. oh why i just let them believe.. but then inside i'm like hahahahah this person dunno me yet judging me.. just wait and let me surprise u..




5. Am not fat
I'm cute lor ok.. those extra thing u see around me is just a fragment of your imagination. Beauty is skin deep.. but just incase u need some fat transplant I think I can spare some la so tell me ok? hahhahahaa!



6. I can cook just not for you.
I CAN seriously! wait let me practice a few more times so that u can praise me at the first try without actually pretending that you like it.. wait just wait.. u slowly wait for the day to come..

oh my loves! *mushrooms!*

nasi goreng my version..

7. Guy issues
Nothing wrong w me la ok i got no boyfriend.. i'm pretty i'm funny i'm crazy i'm nice i'm sweet i'm (insert all good things possible for a person). Its not my fault that the cute/hot/to die for guys are blind. And is not my fault that some guys get that "look" from me. Hello u know where u stand don't ask me why that u and me r single and its a good idea we get together. Don't ask me why u won't be able to handle the truth that if u r the last guy around I wouldn't even say yes.


8. I'm a genius!
Think smart then You will be confident enough to at least achieve some things! also thanks to genes thank u mummy daddy for my brilliant brains. HAHAHAHA. This is how la i convince myself that i'm smart. Please do not look at my result sheet. Its not that bad la just not as good as the way i claim. HAHA.


9. Everyone loves me.
Come on u do right?? tell me la u love me i know u do but sometimes i also like to be reminded wan u knoe.. if u don't love me please don't tell me i probably already know because i would probably hate u.


10. Be natural
I'm me la ok? don't like then its your problem. But then again if u don't like me then u must have not know me very well yet cause i know i am so lovable! hahahaha!! (refer to 9)

I'm patriotic kay..

This is all a fragment of my magnificent imagination any pain or trouble caused is your fault for following please do not ask me unless u would like to praise me for my briliancy.

haha.

coincidences and the language barrier

sometimes i come across such signboards and i just laugh my ass off at it or it is just too cute/funny..

won't deny sometimes ppl look at me like i'm insane laughing for no good reason..

well what can i say when i see things like this in a botanical garden in spain..

I don't think it looks like a pasar to u right.. hohoho..

or this.. cinta is to the left? OK I'M COMING!!
spanish are such loving ppl arrive in the airport only they tell me where to find for love.. summore i got selection 1 to 6..
but too bad la turns out I only found my bags..

or this sign in cameron highlands.. sorry did get a good pic was in the car..
but everytime i went by it i laugh.. self plucking strawberries?!?!!
wei damn high tech now the science the strawberries can pick themselves off the plant..!


or this spanish tea brand... wah.. later yr guy frens drink this.. better dun get so close incase something happen..
see ma the brand.. hornY mans.. sounds very close to something else doesn't it..
i can't believe i have to serve this tea brand for the next 3 months to the guests.. HAHAHA..!

Oh or this sign in singapore.. I totally love it.. I should live on this road.. very ngam me..


poor doggies in spain.. wat did he ever do to you??!!?

in front of the guy's changing room in some shop in m'sia..
HAHAHAHAHA... sorry i got very corrupted thinking so maybe you will get what i'm laughing at..

But I think of all the funniest things this is one of it.. i can't tell you exactly where it is cause i'm not sure.. its the corner going towards pudu bus station.. and this is in front of the maybank which looks like an orange juice carton.. see their ingenious advert that is a mirror so they will reflect everyone who walk by?

it says.. "our most important customer. You"

alamak.. their most important customer is the tong sampah by the curb.. poor maybank..

moving homes

I'm going to be blogging from here now on!

byebye tabulas bloggie.. www.tabulas.com/~ckamz



lets just i will be more hardworking from now on.. hehe..